Get a boozy boost! BaronBob.com sells Wine Rack, bra that holds 25 oz. of drink while giving a lift

BY Jose Martinez
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

You can get your very own Wine Rack bra for $29.95 on BaronBob.com.

The wine rack

Do you think the "Wine Rack," the sports bra that can hold an entire bottle of wine, is a good idea?

Yes, it’s just a fun, novelty item.

No, it is irresponsible … and probably uncomfortable.

It’s hard to say.

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Nice wine rack.

Gals who want their cups to runneth over can now sip on the sly, thanks to a sports bra that disguises some whopping jugs.

A New Jersey company that specializes in wacky gifts is selling the Wine Rack, an assets-enhancing piece of polyurethane that allows thirsty ladies to nurse their drinks.

"You won’t find this at Victoria’s Secret," boasted Paul Krasulja of BaronBob.com, whose Web site also sells toilet-shaped coffee mugs, a remote control fart machine and edible G-strings.

Equipped with a drinking tube that’s connected to the right cup, the sports bra holds up to 25 ounces of a beverage while giving ladies a plastic surgery-like lift of up to two sizes.

"It’s not like one boob fills up and the other goes flat," Krasulja said. "I made my girlfriend put it on, and she looked good."

Ranging in size from the petite 32A to the amply endowed 38C, the Wine Rack would be a fit for either the Keira Knightley or Kim Kardashian set.

Krasulja touted the sports bra as a recession-friendly way to drink, offering women a sneaky method for combating high-priced drinks at sporting events. He said security guards aren’t about to get hands-on, even with a well-endowed woman.

"You grab a woman there, fuggeddaboutit," he said. "But even if you put your hand on it, it would feel like a boob."

The Wine Bra sells for $29.95.

"I don’t consider it fine lingerie," Krasulja said. "But it is a good-looking piece."